A tribute to one of the BEST games ever made!

Why are my friends so hot?

My brother might be the funniest person I know. This should be the motto for every employee on Friday.

ryan: so tomorrow is going to cost my company some money, b/c i probably wont do shit

HA HA HA HA HA.... if they only knew!

My Inaugural Post - With Love

So, there is this guy that we know....

Alicia: Did you see this morning he had a bat hanging out of the nose cave.
Maggie: ha ha ha
Maggie: no
Maggie: yuck
Alicia: Yeah, where his nose hairs intermingle with his pornstache
Maggie: sick
Maggie: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Alicia: check it out. that's exactly what's going on.

Eros Loves His Ry-Ry

I asked Ryan to watch the dog for me one night. Here is how that went.

Ryan says:
I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT YOUR DOG
Alicia says:
oh yeah. what did he do?
Ryan says:
so last night he came to bed with me and crawled right under the covers. so i shut my door and went to bed.
Ryan says:
well this morning i wake up and i can not find him, and i think to myself, "the door is shut where the "f" did he go?"
Ryan says:
so i whislte to get his attention and the dog crawled into a sweatshirt i had on the floor in my room. And i mean he crawled into it. when i whistled he popped out of where the head goes
Ryan says:
funnier than shit
Alicia says:
OMG. That is awesome.
Alicia says:
I would have loved to have seen thatn.
Ryan says:
oh yeah i was laughing my ass off to see my sweatshirt move after i whistled

As I Hear Maggie Giggling From Her Office

maggie_mcabee : ha ha ha
maggie_mcabee : is this a bad subject line for an email...?
maggie_mcabee : Unit Sizes
aliciabeam : Go with it. That's awesome.
maggie_mcabee : i am refering to lumber

Rough Day at the Office

Ryan says: I need someone to blow me and hit reset like a nintendo today