Rough Day at the Office

Ryan says: I need someone to blow me and hit reset like a nintendo today

Duck Lips???

Jen: too much somthin somethin if you know what i'm sayin
Katee: no..what are you saying?
Maggie: oh yeah, rubbin the bean
Katee: ha ha ha
Jen: just think of us when she says, "this might hurt a little" or "the duck lips might be a little chilly"
Katee: OMG.. I can't go to this
Maggie: ha ha ha
Alicia: duck lips
Maggie: don't think of us
Jen: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Maggie: you will start laughing and then fart
Katee: thank you
Maggie: in her face, wow
Katee: OMG
Maggie: that would be BAD
Jen: or the other fart
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Katee: seriously you beaches
Jen: stinky
Maggie: bye! have a GREAT time
Jen: yeah
Maggie: ohhhh ha ha
Jen: have fun
should be a blast

GOT ONE?

My Witty Roommate

Part I
Ryan says: so i was late this morning due to a de-railed freight train
Alicia says: Uh, that's crazy
Ryan says: yeah sucked balls
Alicia says: so are you watching the inauguration
Ryan says: nope
Ryan says: trying to get all my ducks in a row. so that i can start killing fish

Part II
Ryan says: so i just got a random call from someone in washington DC
Ryan says: weird
Alicia says: Obama
Ryan says: wouldn't he have a chicago number?
Alicia says: Why Chicago
Ryan says: because that is where he is from
Alicia says: but he's moved. he lives in the white house now
Alicia says: new cell number maybe
Ryan says: i knew he would need my assistence
Alicia says: right
Ryan says: i am going to be the secretary of bomb ass mo' fo'
Ryan says: or pimpin'

What will he say next!?!?

WORCESTERSHIRE WHAT?

Worcestershire sauce (pronounced /ˈwʊstəˌʃɪər/[1]) or English sauce[citation needed] is a widely used fermented liquid condiment first made at 68 Broad Street, Worcester by two dispensing chemists, John Wheeley Lea and William Henry Perrins. It was made commercially in 1837.

Bacon

Saturday Morning at 9:30 ish

Ryan: There's bacon out here.
Me: He's back??
Ryan: No, fresh bacon. I cooked it.
Pause
Ryan: Why is there a rubber glove on your nightstand??

Q-TIP ANYONE?

Ted Nugent

Jen Hall [11:06 AM]:
who did he say he had breakfast with?
Katee Keith [11:06 AM]:
shut up
kevin someone?
Jen Hall [11:06 AM]:
oh
i thought he said ted nugent
Katee Keith [11:06 AM]:
lol
maybe he did and my ears are dirty
ewww
just kidding
Jen Hall [11:07 AM]:
ewwwwey
just like his
waxy

MAN CANDY......NOM NOM

j

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Seven Funny Thoughts with Attitude

Seven Funny Thoughts with Attitude

Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Aricia's Hot Manly Date Last Night

Aricia had a hot date last night! He was hot... but didn't talk much.

Is that a Merkin on his face?

MERKIN CHOPS REMEMBERED

Who gets these plates? Do they have a merkin? Do they know what a merkin is?

Giggle

Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath

Thought for the day...

Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Thought for the day.... wouldn't that be cool?

The First of Many

Lori Schwartz [3:10 PM]:
Can you make pie??
Alicia Draper [3:11 PM]:
cow pie
Lori Schwartz [3:11 PM]:
Rhubarb pie.
Chocolate Cream Pie - good.
I also like Taco Pie.
Jen Hall [3:12 PM]:
you just wanted to say taco

Oh Berries lovely berries

Ma Ode to Berries:

Berries make me get splotchey.....
Why oh why...my dear berry do you do this to me?
Why can't I just have a little taste of thee?

I's don't know how to do dis cheet!! WTF is bloggin anyway?

HAR HAR HAR

Dis ting make me ROR (Raugh Out Roud)! It so wainbow

Let's Begin

Let the funny shit be added.