Eros Loves His Ry-Ry

I asked Ryan to watch the dog for me one night. Here is how that went.

Ryan says:
I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT YOUR DOG
Alicia says:
oh yeah. what did he do?
Ryan says:
so last night he came to bed with me and crawled right under the covers. so i shut my door and went to bed.
Ryan says:
well this morning i wake up and i can not find him, and i think to myself, "the door is shut where the "f" did he go?"
Ryan says:
so i whislte to get his attention and the dog crawled into a sweatshirt i had on the floor in my room. And i mean he crawled into it. when i whistled he popped out of where the head goes
Ryan says:
funnier than shit
Alicia says:
OMG. That is awesome.
Alicia says:
I would have loved to have seen thatn.
Ryan says:
oh yeah i was laughing my ass off to see my sweatshirt move after i whistled